I'm inventing a new word to describe the 2013 Pro Bowl game— "Slackluster"…
If you watched any part of this debacle you know what I mean…and yet, I agree with the players (and coaches) who obviously know that slacking is the only logical methodology in a pro football All Star game where the risk of endangering multi-million dollar contracts through meaningless injury far exceeds the gain of a $50,000 winner's share.
I'm starting to agree with my wife, who says they should just have an awards ceremony on the Honolulu beach to honor the players elected to the Pro Bowl…and then play a glorified touch-football game in the sand. No helmets, no pads…just some Beach Blanket Bingo eye candy for the ladies! Moondoggie is the word…
The NFC beat the AFC, 62-35. But who really cares?
The players paid lip service to the league office all week about putting more "intensity" into their efforts in this game. But it was clear that not only the players but also the coaches, including a constantly laughing John Fox on the AFC sidelines, were just going through the motions.
So be it. But fans also got one poignant moment when Packers center Jeff Saturday, who spent most of his career in Indy snapping footballs to Peyton Manning, joined the AFC’s offensive line to give one last snap to Manning. Saturday is planning to retire after this game. He jogged off the field with the ball raised in one hand.
Okay, I admit, that was pretty nice. But not cool at all to have to endure such a stinker of a game to get to that one meaningful moment at the end…
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One legitimate Philly angle on the upcoming Super Bowl is our local boys Joe Flacco and Bernard Pierce are in it…we also have former Eagles ST coach John Harbaugh head-coaching the Ravens…and Wilbert Montgomery coaching their runnning backs…Juan Castillo serving as special assistant to Jim Caldwell…and former Eagles Sean Considine and Bobbie Williams on the Ravens roster.
Speaking of Flacco, when he takes the field with the Baltimore Ravens against San Francisco, he'll be the second former Delaware Blue Hens quarterback to start a Super Bowl. Rich Gannon was the first with Oakland 10 years ago.
Joe Flacco, left, speaking with Ravens offensive coordinator Jim Caldwell after practice Friday in Owings Mills, Md., is the fifth University of Delaware quarterback to reach the NFL and the second to go to the Super Bowl. Rich Gannon started for the Raiders when they lost the big game to Tampa Bay 10 years ago.
As Rob Maadi of the Associated Press observes, quite an impressive feat for an alumnus of Delaware, a second-tier football college in the second-smallest state in the United States.
It's a good thing Flacco didn't turn to baseball when he hoped to, or he may not have even made it to the NFL.
The story goes like this: After his junior season at Delaware, Flacco went to then-coach K.C. Keeler and told him he'd like to pitch for the Blue Hens' baseball team in the spring. Keeler and other coaches persuaded him to concentrate on football.
Over the years, the context of that conversation has been reported different ways. Flacco set the record straight this week, making it clear he simply wanted to play two sports and wasn't considering quitting football.
"K.C. misrepresents that," Flacco said. "I just wanted to play baseball because I liked baseball. I never was giving up on football. I always had a lot of confidence in my ability there. I just wanted to have a little bit of fun."
Flacco had an outstanding senior year and led Delaware to the FCS championship game against Appalachian State. He wowed Baltimore's scouting department in a long workout before the draft and ended up being selected by the Ravens with the No. 18 overall pick in 2008.
Since then, Flacco has done things no other quarterback has accomplished during the Super Bowl era.
Flacco is the first quarterback to lead his team to a playoff victory in each of his first five seasons. His six postseason wins on the road rank first and he leads the league with 62 victories since 2008.
"I'm really happy for him and as a former Blue Hen, I'm really proud," said Gannon, who was the NFL MVP in 2002 when he led the Raiders to the Super Bowl, a loss to Tampa Bay. "His career is off to a terrific start and you can only imagine what will happen next Sunday if he's able to get the job done and win a world championship."
Flacco has padded his already remarkable resume this month. In three playoff games, he's thrown eight touchdown passes and not a single interception. His biggest achievement, though, is beating Peyton Manning and Tom Brady on the road in consecutive games to help the Ravens win their second AFC championship.
"This isn't just instant success," Gannon said. "You go back and study the guy and this has happened over the last five years. He has some rare talent. He can really throw the ball and he has good mobility for a guy his size. He's going to get better and the team around him is going to get better."
The 28-year-old Flacco grew up in South Jersey and starred at Audubon High School, a short ride from Philadelphia. He went to Pittsburgh at first but transferred to Delaware after redshirting his freshman year and playing in just three games in 2004. Flacco didn't get a transfer exception from then-Pitt coach Dave Wannstedt so he had to pay his way to Delaware.
If he has any student loans bills remaining, Flacco can easily pay those off after this season. He's eligible to become a free agent and surely will get a lucrative contract from the Ravens.
Gannon exchanged text messages with Flacco before the AFC title game at New England last week and spoke to him several times during the season. As a broadcaster for CBS Sports and SiriusXM NFL Radio, Gannon has covered many of Flacco's games and knows him well.
"I don't think Joe cares about individual awards," Gannon said. "He's always been a team guy and they wouldn't be there without him. I think he's misunderstood. A lot of people think he's aloof or he's not into it, but a lot of young players don't like to deal with the media. He's ultra-competitive, he's become one of the leaders of that football team and he's done an outstanding job."
And to think Flacco went to Delaware, a school that's produced fewer than 25 NFL players and only five were quarterbacks. Scott Brunner, Jeff Komlo and Andy Hall are the other three.
Flacco and teammate Gino Gradkowski, a backup offensive lineman, will be the fourth and fifth former Blue Hens to play in a Super Bowl. Gannon, Ivory Sully (Los Angeles Rams) and Ben Patrick (Arizona Cardinals) were on losing teams.
"To have this opportunity is pretty cool," Flacco said. "There are a lot of people in this league that can't say they've ever gotten to this point, so it definitely feels good to get here."